Best and Worst A Grade moments for 08/09

For all the most memorable and not so memorable moments of the season see here…..

BEST INNINGS- Crofty`s 126 versus Woodville Rechabites, legendary
BEST FART - Luko
WORST FART - Luko
BEST DUMMY SPIT - Roey
LOUDEST EXPLETIVE – Roey
WORST MOUSTACHE - Roey
BEST BOWLING – Nashy`s 6/22
BEST SLEDGE - TRIP, 35 degree day bloke batting with a jumper on ` Let`s get him out so he can go back and sit in front of the heater`
BEST UNPRINTABLE SLEDGE – Roey YOU ARE A *\$$*\&;[\\
BEST TANK TOP – Trip
WORST TANK TOP – Trip
BEST WIN – Vs Adelaide High in a one day game
WORST LOSS – Semi Final, sorry no gag to go with that one.
MOST HAMSTRING PULLS – Chazz Sibley
BEST PITCH – Fulham, Of Course
WORST PITCH – Gepps Cross, has a TAB so we still love playing there.
BEST BOUNCER – Nick Chairman Andrews, vs Grange you had to be there, batsmen still getting counseling
BEST HIP N SHOULDER – Nick Chairman Andrews, not meaning he`s guilty
WORST PUNISHMENT – Shuttle runs straight after the loss to Reynella.
MOST RUNNERS REQUIRED - Sibs just beating Skulls and Trip
WORST RUNNER – Kyle, it wasn’t your fault mate ;-)
BEST SUCK UP TO UMPIRES – Nick Chairman Andrews, never heard someone referred to by their first name so many times.
BEST IMPERSONATION OF HITLER – Kristian Rawlings
BEST PIZZA – Saints Breakfast, a few years running..
WORST ODOUR – Luko, Adelaide High
BEST BEARD - Richman
BEST COMMENTARY – Jamie, as we drove one mob into the ground and he loved telling their scorer.
WORST TOOL- Bloke who had a sook because we wanted to use our nets for a few minutes, and we asked him nicely.
BEST RELIEVEMENT – Roey had to go at Adelaide High
BIGGEST HACK - Chook
BEST CAVEMAN IMPERSONATION – Luko, carrying crofty over his shoulder
BEST AFTERNOON TEA – Crofty`s mums quiche
WORST AFTERNOON TEA – Cake!
BEST SUB FIELDER - Jonty coming on to sub-field after downing a 6 pack. He did drop a catch thought but we will let him off.
BIGGEST SELF RATER IN CLUB - Chook
MOST HAIR - The Chairman
MOST ELUSIVE AT CLUB - The Falcon
BIGGEST OPPOSITION HACK - The Wood Chopper from AHOS followed by skipper from Pembroke
BIGGEST SIX HIT - Sri Lankan from AHOS off Nicko
WORST OVAL - AHOS Sandpit
BEST SHORTS - Nicko
FASTEST OVER 5 YARDS IN FIELD - Skulls, followed by Sibs
MOST DROPPED CATCHES - Nashy
RUN OUT KING - Crofty
BIGGEST CRY - Keeper from AHOS followed by bloke who had a sook over us stealing nets off him and his kid.