The Falcon Presents: Pre-Season Question’s and Answers!

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Name: Nick Andrews

1. Nickname; Nicko, The Rug,
2. Lookalike was; Ritchie Cunningham
3. Living in(suburb): Melbourne
4. What have you been doing in the off season; Moving to Melbourne
5. How do you rate your footy team this year AFL and or SANFL: Hawthorn disappointing
6. Out of ten how much will we miss the chairman; 0/10
7. Are you heavier or lighter than last cricket season; easily heavier
8. Any predictions for the season ahead; Nashy to be contract for the next under belly
9. Will anyone be viewing the website in the off season; yes
10. What would you like to see at the club this year; the blokes only poker night
11. Tilbrook or Haddin; tough but just haddin
12. Chicken or Beef; Chicken
13. Poms cheats or are we cry babies; Poms Cheat
14. Ashes scoreline, any other predictions: AUS 3 POMS 0

Name: Stuart Long

1. Nickname; schlongy
2. Lookalike was; Cornholio or some thing like that
3. Living in(suburb) Fulham Gardens
4. What have you been doing in the off season; watching the footy, drinking too much, holiday to Bali
5. How do you rate your footy team this year AFL and or SANFL ; AFL Crowies, pretty happy with current form , next month to work out where there at with 4 tough games ahead, SANFL Glenelg, done all that is expected of them, Centrals still the big danger
6. Out of ten how much will we miss the chairman; 8,
7. Are you heavier or lighter than last cricket season; same, weight don’t change much
8. Any predictions for the season ahead; A’s to finish top 2, B’s to finish in top 4, C’s to finish top 4.
9. Will anyone be viewing the website in the off season; yes, from time to time.
10. What would you like to see at the club this year; more at the club for social functions, a girl girl double act
11. Tilbrook or Haddin; Haddin, he is the only keeper mentioned
12. Chicken or Beef; Beef, chicken gives you bird flu, pigs give you swine flu, horses give you horse flu. No flu with beef
13. Poms cheats or are we cry babies; Poms cheat, but you can’t blame them cause they are useless.
14. Ashes scoreline, any other predictions; 2 nil Aussie win

Name: Rohan Way

1. Nickname; Roey/Sucre
2. Lookalike was; Sucre from prison break
3. Living in(suburb) Woodville Park
4. What have you been doing in the off season; Playing a bit of indoor cricket with some falcons/ having a crack at racecalling hounds.
5. How do you rate your footy team this year AFL and or SANFL ; AFL team is Port, time to bring out the screen they use at Oakbank when a horse falls. SANFL Magpies, they have a go and although struggling I still enjoy going to their games most weeks.
6. Out of ten how much will we miss the chairman; 10, more so his batting! I have started my grief counselling sessions for Jonty.
7. Are you heavier or lighter than last cricket season; Possibly the same varied a bit throughout last season.
8. Any predictions for the season ahead; Tristan to take a wicket(s) bowling the odd leg spinner, Seniors to lift up to the level our juniors have produced, Nashy to fair highly in the runs.
9. Will anyone be viewing the website in the off season; Yep, start to pick up the `hits` as we draw closer to the season
10. What would you like to see at the club this year; The Fulham Open, table tennis and darts, it`s on
11. Tilbrook or Haddin; Haddin, just!
12. Chicken or Beef; Neither, still waiting for the falafel schnitzel to appear somewhere
13. Poms cheats or are we cry babies; They time wasted for sure, but we should`ve won anyways.
14. Ashes scoreline, any other predictions; Aussies 3-0

Name; Jeffrey Rhodes

1. Nickname; Jonty, Rob Canning
2. Lookalike was; Rob Canning
3. Living in(suburb) Mile End
4. What have you been doing in the off season; Playing for the Cunning Stunts!
5. How do you rate your footy team this year AFL and or SANFL: Port are frustatingly inconsistent.
6. Out of ten how much will we miss the chairman; 3
7. Are you heavier or lighter than last cricket season; Lighter
8. Any predictions for the season ahead; Finals in all grades
9. Will anyone be viewing the website in the off season; Yes, people viewing the lookalikes
10. What would you like to see at the club this year; More socialising back at the club after games.
11. Tilbrook or Haddin; Haddin has nothing on Chook
12. Chicken or Beef; Chicken
13. Poms cheats or are we cry babies; Cry babies and hypocrites coz we would of done the same thing. We need to harden up and win games.
14. Ashes scoreline, any other predictions; 4-0

Name; Tristan Shaun Glover

  1. Nickname; Trip, Disco, Socks
  2. Lookalike was; Derek Zoolander
  3. Living in(suburb) Thebarton
  4. What have you been doing in the off season; Buying house, renovating. Killing Indoor Cricket with the Cunning Stunts.  
  5. How do you rate your footy team this year AFL and or SANFL Crows - above expectations. Unearthing guns like Dangerfield, Knights, Tippett, Porpy
  6. Out of ten how much will we miss the chairman; 11 and a half
  7. Are you heavier or lighter than last cricket season; 1kg over
  8. Any predictions for the season ahead; Score my first hundred, challenging for B1 championship.
  9. Will anyone be viewing the website in the off season; Probably not a great deal
  10. What would you like to see at the club this year; New players, players playing above themselves, committment to the club  
  11. Tilbrook or Haddin; Haddin  
  12. Chicken or Beef; Beef
  13. Poms cheats or are we cry babies; Bit of both
  14. Ashes scoreline, any other predictions; 1-1 Aus to retain Ashes